silverHyacinth

I guess it's pretty obvious i haven't been active on here for a long time. My computer broke down, but I'm using my mother's Ipad and laptop now. Hopefully I'll be able to get a lot more avtive, and submit new deviants. I'm also trying to put togther a portfolio for my college admissions, so I'll be studying a lot.

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.



......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight ..

.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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So, ah I guess I'm just making a bunch more work for myself, I just started a group which I plan to call "Pretty-As-A-Picture" so now I'll have to go through all the deviations, and accept submittions and whatnot...Uggghhhhh.

I'm so tired...I need to go to bed...

I forgot what else I had planned to say here....

Ok, so get this, I was typing up this awesome journal entry when I had the bright idea to accidentely close my tab, ugh.

So, ANYWAY I'm really geting into Lolita right now, I like Gothic and Sweet Lolita....I guess that's pretty odd since the two are like, complete oppisites.

Hee.

I guess I need to get on here more often, my goddamn CP is being so freaking slooooooww, Right now I'm on my "Almost-Sister-In-Laws" Laptop. Well I really don't have much to say I guess I'll go submit some stuff.....

O.K. so I admit, my last Journal entry took the cake for "Shitty journal Entries"...But I promise I'll get better.

I'll be an awsome writer...you'll see....just stick around.

Anywho, I'll try to explain a bit more about myself. Ya, see I'm like really bad at expressing myself, and I hope typing these journal entries will help me get a bit better at expressing myself. At the moment my typing is totally random and I'm having a hard time putting my thoughts together.

Oh, did I happen to mention that my phone broke and I can find the USB to my camera so it'll be awhile before I post more pics? I'm trying to write a decent poem as a matter of fact I'm trying to get my act together and just....

GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE.

I feel like I have so many things to do, I mean, WASH DISHES, COOK BREAKFAST, CLEAN MY ROOM, TAKE A SHOWER, bake, WRITE A DECENT POEM, find a USB to my camera, maintain my room, give my baby sis a bath, LOSE LOTS OF WEIGHT (I'm not fat I just want to lose A LOT more weight), DO SOME FUCKING SCHOOLWORK.

Ugh, so many things to do....
                                          So little time.